Teenager Quotes Of The Week

"this wind is unbearable and it's MESSING UP MY HAIR!!!"

"if internet explorer were a girl, she'd be easy, but she'd also be the one who gives you an infection..."

"mom, are there any jeans in the dishwasher?"

Teenagers Are Amusing

they just don't think like normal humans...for instance, little boy #1 spends 10 minutes a day "sexifying" his hair...but he never remembered to wear deodorant until he set his watch alarm up as a reminder...problem solved...

then there's the underwear situation...for years, i have purchased twice as much underwear as needed, knowing that they will wear my "good" underwear to their dad's house...and when the "evil dad underwear" returns, i throw the ill-fitting things away...it's been a good system...

until this year when little boy #1 decided that he will only wear a specific type of boxers...i purchased said boxers, expecting that my underwear would be depleted over time & that i'd have to replenish the stock...no big deal...except the underwear drawer wasn't being depleted...it was very puzzling...

this week, little boy #1 told me that he wore the same pair of underwear 3 days in a row while at his dad's house, because his dad didn't have the correct kind of underwear...i stood there blinking at him, as he protested that he took a shower each day, so it was okay!!! more blinking on my part, followed by an unintentional "ewwwwww..."

his dad took him out to purchase underwear last night... : P